Thursday, July 4, 2024

HAUNTED MANSION (2023)

Film adaptation suggested by the old DisneyLand theme park ride/experience is a wan Tim Burton wannabe.  And perfectly ghastly.

DOUBLE-BILL:  Not seen here, but didn’t Disney fuck this up twenty years back with Eddie Murphy?  (Most of our double-bills are meant as recommendations, but I guess this one's a warning.)

SCREWY THOUGHT OF THE DAY:  Check out the kid looking for a father figure in the story.  (Bottom-left on our poster.)  A ringer for Gary Coleman  in his 1970s DIFFERENT STROKES prime . . . if that’s the word.

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