Coming so soon after best-in-years animated releases from Disney & Pixar (Luca; Encanto*) makes this ham-fisted fossil-fuel allegory look even worse than it is . . . and it’s already plenty bad. Rightly rejected at the box-office, its crude Gaia Whole Earth philosophy hiding under two generations of Father/Son misunderstandings (Dennis Quaid to Jake Gyllenhaal to Jaboukie Young-White); female empowerment role models; story & stylistic nods at RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (note titles & ‘wipes’ between scenes) and (God help us) AVATAR story arcs & æsthetics. Even the color palette (pure Pepto-Bismol) and character design (potato noses on all the guys), if not deal breakers, as executed an insulting botch. The main story a Fix-It trip to the other side of their dying planet (where they find Granddad, missing since the prologue) at least brings on the film’s one technical treat, some ethereal red pterodactyls. But elsewhere, the stink of focus group-think fills in inclusive boxes (interracial marriage; gay son; parallel generation gaps) and retro analogue devices for home (vacuum tube radio; vinyl LPs played on a Victrola) and war (Gramps using Napalm flame-throwers on those pesky aliens - who came up with that one?). It still might have played, but nothing in here feels organic; not even the vegetables.
ATTENTION MUST BE PAID: If you thought JY-W would only be half as annoying heard but not seen, you’ve got another think coming. And poor Dennis Quaid, whose nekkid tuchus was a highlight of many a rom-com back in the ‘80s, finds his animated self given a signature stance scratching his behind next to Gyllenhaal at something like four times the width.
WATCH THIS, NOT THAT/LINK/LINK: *As mentioned, 2021 animated winners LUCA and ENCANTO. https://maksquibs.blogspot.com/2021/07/luca-2021.html https://maksquibs.blogspot.com/2021/12/encanto-2021.html