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Tuesday, October 8, 2024

SECRET WINDOW (2004)

In PREMIUM RUSH/’12, Hollywood superstar writer and occasional director David Koepp has his bike messenger hero totally unaware that Manhattan has a subway system.  (https://maksquibs.blogspot.com/2013/09/premium-rush-2012.html)  Here, in an earlier directing effort, Koepp has his pulp fiction author, desperate to locate a copy of an old short story he wrote, totally unaware that libraries and magazine publishers would keep back issues he could check on.  Guess you gotta keep the story moving, no?  (It’s why the Indians never shoot the lead stagecoach horses.)  Johnny Depp, hot off his first PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, plays the pulp fiction author, suffering from writer’s block (natch) and depressed after wife Maria Bello leaves him for Timothy Hutton.  Now he’s confronted by unpublished Hillbilly author John Turturro claiming plagiarism.  That’s why he needs to get a copy of that old short story.  What follows is a series of escalating murders committed by the crazed Hillbilly, but designed to look like Depp dunnit.  Koepp adapts this Stephen King story, something of a companion piece to THE SHINING, and padded past its TWILIGHT ZONE possibilities.  (It’s actually more like ZONE’s fun forgotten tv ripoff ONE STEP BEYOND.)  Filled with dumb plot & character turns (plus one dreadful cornpone Southern accent from Turturro), seasoned with metaphysical tricks, all ‘explained’ in the film’s double-helix of a coda.*  The problem not that you won’t believe a minute of it, but that you won’t enjoy a minute.

ATTENTION MUST BE PAID:  *On the other hand, the twisty reveal does explain away that lousy Hillbilly accent.

WATCH THIS, NOT THAT/LINK:  Stephen King often writes himself into a metaphysical corner and needs a trick (or a dodge) to get out.  This one pretty old/pretty limp.  And while we’re not unqualified fans of either CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI/’19 or SHUTTER ISLAND/’10, they do demonstrate how old and limp can work.  https://maksquibs.blogspot.com/2008/05/cabinet-of-dr-caligari-1919.html    https://maksquibs.blogspot.com/2010/07/shutter-island-2010.html

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