Notwithstanding heavy NetFlix eye-balling and pre-planned sequel, this adapted graphic-novel is plenty dreadful. Charlize Theron, who produced, leads a motley international team of pro bono Special Ops Mercenaries fighting for Truth, Justice & Third World Underdogs. Their latest cause? Themselves! Seems Big Pharma has uncovered the gang’s secret: They’re Immortal! Killed again & again over the centuries, they take a licking & keep on ticking. (Kinda dulls the suspense factor, no?) Kidnap the crew, work up a DNA profile and voila!, a Cure-All Vaccine to end all Cure-All Vaccines. (Good luck getting Evangelicals to take it!) This all might work on screen: fresh dead Black female addition from Afghanistan, courtesy of the U.S. Army; a turncoat on the team; a gay couple* (no, not Ancient Greeks); plus Theron made up to look like David Bowie. If only the script could have bothered with a mission other than their own survival.* (We’re only told of past deeds by newly designated group historian Chiwetel Ejiofor, switching sides in time for a sequel.) Or if Mr. Big Pharma weren’t such a threatless little weasel. Or maybe if Gina Prince-Bythewood megged without discombobulated editing in exposition and action set pieces that look like under-rehearsed Cirque Du Soleil.
WATCH THIS, NOT THAT/LINK: *One of them the astonishing Luca Marinelli, fresh off his breakthru in MARTIN EDEN/’19. https://maksquibs.blogspot.com/2020/12/martin-eden-2019.html
SCREWY THOUGHT OF THE DAY: *Generally speaking, franchise pics only show this level of self-regard by Episode IV.
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